Tales from a Dog Catcher

Tales from a Dog Catcher

"In the tradition of James Herriot's All Creatures Great and Small and John Grogan's Marley & Me, Tales from a Dog Catcher is a humorous and heartwarming collection about love, laughter, loss, acceptance, and fate, in the world of an animal control officer."
- Publishers Marketplace"

...Writing in a style reminiscent of James Herriot’s All Creatures Great and Small, she recalls her experiences in 22 vignettes that dispel and replace stereotypes with an image of a compassionate individual concerned with animals and people alike. Like Herriot, she is a gifted storyteller and an astute observer.... At times amusing and heart-wrenching, this memorable book deserves wide readership. Highly recommended for public libraries. "
- Library Journal (starred review)

... In Tales from a Dog Catcher, she brings together these experiences in a magical book that is funny, touching, and heartrending by turns." - Amazon.com

"This is a wonderful book. I had a hard time putting it down. I was laughing and tearing up, sometimes at the same time! I didn't want it to end..."-Nina Killham, Bestselling Author of Believe Me, How to Cook a Tart, and Mounting Desire

"Having good writing skills isn't a prerequisite for getting a job as a dog catcher, but the two certainly make a good combination for the author of Tales from a Dog Catcher...Some stories are funny - some may move you to tears. I may be barking up the wrong tree, but I think they will appeal to animal lover's and even those who don't care for pets will enjoy reading about the eccentric people involved in these tales from a dog catcher." ...Phyliss Davidson - INFO Metropolitan Library System Magazine. Oklahoma

"Summer reading! Enjoy tales about hero hounds, crazy cats. Great dog books just made for Summer Reading! ... Here's a list of some of our favorite books ... Tales from a Dog Catcher by Lisa Duffy-Korpics is a collection of real stories about people and the animals they encounter...this book is in the tradition of "All Creatures Great and Small" by James Herriot. The stories are funny, sad, uplifting and even silly." ...Laurie Denger - Dayton Daily News. Ohio

"...In Tales from a Dog Catcher," author Lisa Duffy-Korpics recounts her years as an animal control officer in a series of fascinating and engaging stories...the stories can be funny and heartbreaking, often simultaneously...However, there is no shortage of entertaining encounters. Animal lovers will appreciate the candid tales, and enjoy a new perspective on an often unexamined profession."...Dog Channel.com

"Lisa's numerous on-the-job adventures are compiled in this collection of sad, charming, delightful and humorous short stories. ...Animal lovers of all ages will appreciate Lisa’s recollections of her memorable encounters with domestic animals and injured wildlife in the beautiful Hudson Valley." ...Rachelle Nones - Tri County WOMAN magazine. New York

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Snow-icane 2010

So...here's some unsolicited advice.

Don't ever make fun of weather forecasters. Don't blog about them on your laptop and mock them from the safety of your living room saying things like:

"Ha, yeah - Winter Storm Warning! Maybe we'll get an inch of snow again and we'll have to shovel...WITH A SPOON!"

"Are you even a meteorologist? I think not....you probably have a degree in Communications and a minor in Perfect Hair and Teeth!"

"Here's the real weather forecast...go outside...look around...judge for yourself."

They can hear you. And it makes them angry...so they call in favors, maybe program the computer models in such a way to - I need a real strong term for this - an Old Testament type term would be good here - I know! They SMITE you!

Smite: to strike sharply or heavily..to attack or afflict suddenly and injuriously..to deal a blow

We've been smitten with snow here. Probably about 50 inches they're now saying. (...and by they're, I mean those witty, intelligent, and accurate meteorologists on television. They are SO talented. Don't you just love them? I know I do!)

Trees are down all over. Roads closed. Wires down. We just got our power back on after 20 hours without electricity or heat - and we're the lucky ones since most of my immediate area is still out. I feel a little guilty about that. I don't think I'm worthy of having my power back before other neighborhoods since...well, you know....there's the whole smiting thing.

They're calling it a Snow-icane, a Snow Hurricane, Snow Slam 2010!
Okay, I made that last one up. C'mon...that's funny right? It sounds like a World Wrestling Federation Event!

I should stop now. They may be listening.

photo courtesy of my backyard 2010
Smite courtesy of the Old Testament, Bible.
"Judge for yourself" courtesy of Luann Nolen - loved that line and had to use it.

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The Lyon Press, Guilford,Connecticut
The Lyons Press is an imprint of The Globe Pequot Press
Cover design by Georgiana Goodwin
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Printed in the United States of America
US $16.95 / CAN $19.95
Tales from a Dog CatcherDuffy-Korpics © 2009
Dewey: 636.7
Dogs — New York (State) — New York — Anecdotes. Dog rescue — New York (State) — New York — Anecdotes. Duffy-Korpics, Lisa